Why's he got to try and die every day during my lunch?
Man's 92 years old, he has full dementia, doesn't even know we're here.
He is inches from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.
That is so sweet.
Yeah, it is.
What about his subconscious?
Eisenhower was a sissy.
I think by the grace of god we're gonna be OK.
And from now on, whenever I'm in the room,
you're definitely not allowed to talk.
Dr Dorian, can you tell me what ailment ...
I think I'm gonna love rounds
it's like being on a game show.
What is uraemia?
That's my boy.
Nice clean job on the Foley catheter.
I had a nurse do it.
Unfortunately I'm still afraid to touch anybody.
I've been thinking a lot about Elliot.
A whole lot.
Dr Reid, you're late.
I got puked on.
You're off the hook if you can tell me
what to look for in a uraemic patient.
Anyway, I'm going for it.
That's my girl.
I knew the answer. I'm sure you did.
I'm just frazzled. How could you not be?
Good, but thanks, if there's anything I can ever do for you just….
You could let me take you to dinner tomorrow night.
''Why not?'' That's what she said.
Daddy, why did you marry Mommy?
Well Tiger, I gave her an answer during rounds and she screwed my brains out.
Who is the man….
What the hell are you doing?
Did you actually just page me
to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs Lenzer?
I was worried it could exacerbate the patient's.
It's regular-strength Tylenol.
Here's what you do.
Get her to open her mouth, take a handful and throw it at her.
Whatever sticks that's the correct dosage.
And under no circumstances are you to compromise our no-talking agreement.
Dr Kelso is always saying...
I'm gonna go ahead and say this just as carefully as possible,
so I don't overstate it.
Dr Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet
and may in fact be Satan himself.
It's just that this isn't really what I expected.
You know, most of my patients are...
older and sorta checked-out, mentally.
Pumpkin, that's modern medicine.
Advances that keep people alive who should've died a long time ago.
Back when they lost what made them people.
Now, your job is to stay sane enough
so when someone does come in that you actually can help,
you're not so brain-dead that you can't function.
For the love of God, what?
It's just… do you think we should be talking about this in front of...
Her? She's dead.
Write this down, newby.
If you push around a stiff,
nobody'll ask you to do anything.
You've been like a father to me.
Fair enough. You want some real advice.
If they find out the nurses are doing your procedures for you,
your ass will be kicked out of here so quick, it will make your head spin.
And there it is.
Have a terrific day.
I'm not really dead.
Ok, Bambi, here's Mrs Lenzer's tox screen.
I wonder if Turk having the same experience I am?
I am such a stud.
This morning, I had my hands inside of a guy's chest.
I couldn't even see them.
I should not be allowed to do stuff like that.
And you weren't scared?
One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.
That is so deep.
No, it isn't.
It's a little deep.
Todd, JD. JD, this is my man Todd.
What's going... ohhh
And like that I was back in high school.
You see, surgical interns are all slice 'em and dice 'em as the jocks.
Medical interns we're trained to think about the body.
The medical interns well...
You got a stain.
...we're the chess club.
I just have bad gas.
What are you testing me for?
We need to know if your gas could be harmful to others.
He's just scared. Talk to him.
Look, Mr Burski, I heard a systolic murmur in your heart,
which is most likely nothing,
but if I don't let me check you out …