That's probably enough about us.
So, tell us about you.
I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion
that the sun's apparent position
relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth
somehow affects your personality.
Participate in the what?
I think what Sheldon's trying to say
is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
Oh yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Okay, let's see, what else.
I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.
And the occasional steak. I love steak!
Well, that's interesting.
Leonard can't process corn.
Aa... do you have some sort of a job?
Yea, I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
I love cheesecake.
I don't eat it...I just think it's a good idea.
Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.
It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,
to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
So, it's based on your life.
No, I'm from Omaha.
Well, If that was movie, I would go see it.
I know, right?
Okay, let's see, what else...
Guess that's about it.
That's the story of Penny.
Well, It sounds wonderful.
Until I fell in love with a jerk!
What's happening? (No sound)
God, you know, four years I lived with him.
four years... that's like as long as high school.
It took you four years to get through high school?
It just... I can't believe I trusted him.
Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
You? No, you'll only make it worse.
You want to know the most pathetic part?
Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...
I still love him.
Is that crazy?
No, it's not crazy. It's a...
It's a paradox.
Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light.
If you look at Huygens, light is a wave,
as confirmed by the double-slit experiments,
but then along comes Albert Einstein
and discovers that light behaves like particles, too.
Well, I didn't make it worse.
Oh, so sorry. I'm such a mess.
On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving
and my stupid shower doesn't even work.
Our shower works.