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That's probably enough about us.

probably - наверное, вероятно

So, tell us about you.

Me? Okay.

I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

sagittarius - стрелец (знак гороскопа)

Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion

to participate - участвовать, принимать участие
delusion - заблуждение

that the sun's apparent position

apparent - очевидный, видимый, кажущийся

relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth

constellation - созвездие

somehow affects your personality.

to affect - влиять, воздействовать

Participate in the what?

I think what Sheldon's trying to say

is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.

Oh yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.

sign - знак, признак

Okay, let's see, what else.

I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.

vegetarian - вегетарианец

And the occasional steak. I love steak!

occasional - случайный, редкий

Well, that's interesting.

Leonard can't process corn.

to process - обрабатывать

Aa... do you have some sort of a job?

Yea, I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.

waitress - официантка

I love cheesecake.

You're lactose-intolerant.

lactose - лактоза
intolerant - нетерпимый

I don't eat it...I just think it's a good idea.

Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.

screenplay - сценарий

It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska,

sensitive - чувствительный, чуткий

to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.

to wind up - оказываться в какой то неблагоприятной ситуации

So, it's based on your life.

No, I'm from Omaha.

Well, If that was movie, I would go see it.

I know, right?

Okay, let's see, what else...

Guess that's about it.

That's the story of Penny.

Well, It sounds wonderful.

wonderful - замечательно

It was.

Until I fell in love with a jerk!

What's happening? (No sound)

God, you know, four years I lived with him.

four years... that's like as long as high school.

It took you four years to get through high school?

It just... I can't believe I trusted him.

Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.

You? No, you'll only make it worse.

You want to know the most pathetic part?

pathetic - жалкий, жалостный, трогательный

Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...

guts - кишки (gut - кишка)

I still love him.

Is that crazy?

crazy - безумие, сумасшедствие

Yes

No, it's not crazy. It's a...

It's a paradox.

paradox - парадокс

Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light.

nature - природа; характер; сущьность

If you look at Huygens, light is a wave,

wave - волна

as confirmed by the double-slit experiments,

to confirm - подтверждать, утверждать

but then along comes Albert Einstein

and discovers that light behaves like particles, too.

to behave - вести себя, поступать, работать

Well, I didn't make it worse.

Oh, so sorry. I'm such a mess.

mess - беспорядок, бардак, путаница

On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving

and my stupid shower doesn't even work.

shower - душ

Our shower works.