So Rachel, what are you, what are you up to tonight?
Well, I was kind of supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon so nothing.
Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon god, no, no although.
Aruba, this time of year? Hey, talk about your big lizards.
Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight
Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture
Yes, and we're very excited about
Well, actually, thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
It's been a long. Oh sure, okay. Sure.
Pheebs you want to help? Oh, I wish I could but I don't want to.
I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things
using a bunch of these little worm guys.
I have no bracket-y thing I see no worm guys whatsoever
and I cannot feel my legs.
What it's? I have no idea. We've done with bookcase.
This was Carol's favorite beer.
She always drank it out of the can I shoulda known.
Ross, let me ask you a question?
She got the furniture the stereo the good TV.
What did you get?
You guys. Oh god. You got screwed. Oh my god.
You know (what) the scariest part is. What if there's only one woman for everybody?
You know, I mean what if you get one woman and that's it.
Unfortunately in my case there was only one woman for her.
What are you talking about - one woman?
That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you,
let me tell you something Ross
There's lots of flavors out there
this rocky road and cookie dough and bing! - cherry vanilla.
You could get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
This is the best thing that ever happened to you.
You got married. You were like what 8?
Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
And stay out of my freezer.
I Joanie take you Charles as my lawful husband,
do you take Joanne? Oh see, Joanne loved Chachi.
That's the difference.
Grab a spoon, do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon.
To the words "Billy, don't be a hero” mean anything you.
You know here's the thing
even if I could get it together enough to-to ask a woman out.
Who am I gonna ask?…