He needs a physical. Excellent. Excellent.

You'll be fine.

Open your mouth and let's look at that brain.

No, no, not that mouth.

I only have one.

Really?

Is there a human doctor around?

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.

Now pick a mouth, open it and say... Uh...

What?! My mother was a saint! Get out!

Dear lord, Bender, you're filthy.

Yeah, like you don't have crap in your neck.

Amy, why don't you give his body a going-over with the cleaning pick.

Okay. Does it hurt when I go like this?

Ow!

A little.

Well, the doctor says I'm healthy as a crab.

Can I go into space now?

As soon as we finish cleaning Bender.

Oh, and Fry... This is our intern, Amy Wong.

She's an engineering student of mine.

I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me.

Hey, you're the unfrozen guy from the 20th century, right?

Last time I checked.

Hang on. Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs?

Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.

Aha… What's sorority do you belong to?

Kappa Kappa Wong.

Hey, rich girl, look over here!

It's me, Bender. I'm being entertaining.

La-la-la, look at my head!

It's all painted, look at my head! I got a big old head, and hey, ho!

All right. Show's over, I'm tired.

Ah, to be young again and also a robot.

Oh, now as I recall you youngsters have a package to deliver.

Finally! Come on, Bender. Let's mosey.

Nice catch, idiot.

So, where are we going anyway?

Nowhere special. The moon.

The moon? The moon moon?

Wow! Im gonna be a famous hero.

Just like Neil Armstrong and other brave guys no one's heard of!

Oh! I love stuff like the moon.

Can I come, Lila?

Well, I guess so.

Just be careful.

I'd like to hold off any major screw ups until at least my second day as captain.

Nothing will go wrong.

If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.

Can I do the countdown?

Ou.. Sure. Knock yourself out.

10, 9...

Okay, we're here.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff.