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Pick up.

Table ten, table twelwe, table six..ty-nine.

Oleg, there is no table sixty nine.

There could be

Oleg, just sixty-nined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers

to remember - запоминать, помнить, вспоминать

Look, he's never gonna stop sixty-nining us.

never - никогда

Forget the table numbers.

to forget - забывать

Here's how you remember your orders.

order - заказ, порядок, приказ

Just give people nicknames.

nickname - прозвище

Look, I got thin cee lo, fat rihanna, jon beret ramsey, and kristen bad wig.

thin - тонкий, худой
fat - толстый, жирный
wig - парик

Oh, okay.

I got seth rogaine, child molester moustache, and lesbian justin bieber.

molester - насильник, педофил
moustache - усы
lesbian - лесбиянка

-Good. -Thanks.

Pick up. Table six ...ty-nine.

to pick up - подобрать, забрать, поднимать

So can I get you anything else?

Coffee? Dessert? Morning-after pill? Okay.

dessert - десерт
pill - таблетка, пилюля

Getting it on in a restaurant.

I once made love to a young angela lansbury

to make love - заниматься любовью
young - молодой

in a booth just like that.

booth - кабина, будка, киоск, палатка

Murder she wrote?

murder - убийство

more like "harder she begged."

to beg - просить, умолять, выпрашивать

Earl, why isn't everyone you?

Yo, what's up, mama?

what's up - как дела

Oh, hey, johnny. Usual? Two coffees to go?

usual - обычный

Yeah, and can I get two of your cupcakes?

cupcake - кекс

Which two?

You know which two.

The discounted day-olds?

discounted - со скидкой

Yeah, girl.

Hey, my bro and friend.

bro - братан

Hey, what's up, big guy?

Max, your boyfriend is here.

He's not my boyfriend.

He's just another guy who likes my cupcakes.

another - другой

Сause who doesn't?

сause - потому что; (короткая форма because, неформальная форма)

Well, your face gets red when you see him,

face - лицо

and you suddenly act like nice person.

suddenly - вдруг, внезапно
nice - красивый, славный
to act - действовать, поступать, вести себя

If that's not love, I don't know what is.

He doesn't know what love is.

to know - знать

The only thing he ever loved was a stepladder.

ever - когда-либо
stepladder - стремянка

Johnny, here's your stale cake and burnt coffee.

stale - несвежий, черствый, залежалый
burnt - сожженный

Just how I like it. What do I owe you?

to owe - задолжать, быть должным

It's on me.

You wish it was on you.

to wish - желать

There's nothing going on.

nothing - ничего, ничто

He just comes in here to get coffee because he tags billboards all night.

billboard - рекламный щит, доска для объявлений

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

methinks - мне кажется
doth - he/she/it doth (= he/she/it does)
to protest - протестовать, возражать

Listen, renaissance fair,

renaissance fair - ярмарка возрождения (какое то американское костюмированное мероприятие - погуглите сами)

why don't you be a good wench and clean up your counter?

wench - девка, девушка
to clean up - очищать, убирать, прибирать
counter - стойка, прилавок

Until the cupcake business takes off,

until - до того как; до; не раньше
to take off - взлетать (о самолете), снимать (одежду)

i'm just gonna have to find a temp job online.

temp job - временная работа

Can I close this window that says "mexican painkillers"?

window - окно (браузера и обычное)
painkiller - болеутоляющее

Yeah, yeah, but, uh, bookmark it first.

bookmark - закладка (которую сохряняют в браузере)

Here we are. Craigslist. Okay.

craigslist - американский рекламный веб-сайт с разделами, посвященными рабочим местам, жилью, продаже, требуемым товарам, услугам, общественным работам, выступлениям, резюме и дискуссионным форумам.

How does this job sound?

Disgusting and depraved.

disgusting - отвратительный
depraved - развращенный, испорченный

You didn't even hear it yet.

Did I not hear "craigslist"?