And I just want a million dollars!
Rachel? Oh god Monica. Hi. Thank God
I just went to your building and you weren't there
and then this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here
and you are, you are! Can I get you some coffee?
Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, a Lincoln high survivor.
This is everybody
This is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey
and, you remember my brother Ross? -Sure
So, you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet Bridesmaids?
Oh God, well…
It started about a half-hour before the wedding.
I was in this room where we were keeping all the presents,
and I was looking at this gravy boat
this really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.
When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low? I realized
I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!
And I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:
how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
You know, I mean, I always know he looked familiar, but...
Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering
Why am I doing this and who am I doing this for?
So anyway, I just didn't know where to go,
and I know that you and I have kind of drifted apart, but
you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
oh, it's kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue
Now, I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,
and she's really not happy about it.
Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!
I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
Well, it matters to me!
Boom, she should not be wearing those pants.
I say push her down the stairs
Push her down the stairs! (3)
Come on, Daddy listen to me!
It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,
- You're a shoe! (3)
And today I just stopped and I said,
What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat
No, I don't want you to buy me a hat.
I'm saying that I am a hat. It's a metaphor, Daddy!
You can see where he'd have trouble
Look daddy. It's my life.
Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica
Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica
But, well, maybe that's my decision
Well, maybe I don't need your money.
Wait. Wait. I said maybe
Just breathe. That's it. Just try to think of nice, calm things.
raindrops on Roses and Bells and Sleigh bells and … thing with mittens lalala something with string.
I'm all better now!
Okey look, but this is probably for the best, you know
Independence, taking control of your life,
and hey, you need anything you can always come to Joey
Me and Chandler live right across the hall and he's away a lot
Joey stop hitting on her, It's her wedding day.
What? like there's a rule or something?