Thirty minutes north of Auckland lies an area known as Riverhead forest
Here, three females have traveled to a mating ground known as a "night club"
These females have engaged in an act found only in the humankind
Clubbing
They've caught the attention of three males,
whom, are ready to mate
The males approach in the most seductive way they know how
and with that the mating ritual begins
it's truly a wonderous sight
their first objective is to search for an opening
However, this proves difficult as the females keep a tight proximity
they retreat to a safe distance to reassess the situation
egged on by the others
the youngest of the three males makes the first move
young and hopeful he moves in to strike
however, youth and inexperience play against the youngling
he attempts to connect with them from afar
relying on making eye contact
he gets nothing back for his efforts
the youngling is frightened and out of his element
he retreats back to the other males
the second youngest preps to make his approach
he has selected a mate
according to the alphamale
if a male can make physical contact with a female,
intercourse is assured
he's gone for it
however, in not way has she reciprocated the gesture
causing the male much concern
He has to act
the male retreats, defeated
any hope the males now have lies with the alphamale
and who could possible turn this stud down?
his confidence is palpable
the females not being aroused by this,
is simply unimaginable
they do however, tighten their circle,
a clear test
one the males must overcome
disaster
Even the alphamale has been denied by the females
The males desperately attempt to cover up their defeat.
Embarrassed, ashamed, still ridiculously horny,
the males retreat to another club.
Because, you know… this one was shit anyways
