My mom and dad are splitting up.
Yeah. It looks that way.
When I was your age, I could only dream about my parents splitting up.
Your mom is my grandma.
Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment.
Hey, sport, your mom wants to say goodbye.
Listen, he doesn't know anything about what's going on,
so let's just keep this to ourselves.
Our little secret.
Why is she saying goodbye to him?
She's gonna be spending the weekend with her sister in Vegas.
So, we decided that Jake would stay with me.
Well, with us.
Is this gonna be a problem?
I guess not.
Thanks. Oh.. here… Listen, I've got to call my office.
Would you mind making him lunch?
What are you smiling about?
You don't have any food.
Yeah, but I'm not the one who's hungry.
Who's smiling now, shorty?
You drink milk? Just with cereal.
Not that milk. That milk.
What's the difference?
That's Dairy Farm. We drink Dairy Barn.
Why would I be happy? It's just milk.
Cute. Keep it up, you'll be on one of the cartons.
We got Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes and Maple Loops.
I want Maple Loops.
You know who wrote that song?
Your uncle Charlie wrote that.
Kid, If I was going to lie, I'd say I wrote Stairway to Heaven, not the Maple Loops song.
You two are really good together.
So, does your wife sing, too?
Ou… No, I'm not married.
What a shame.
You're even better than a dog.
Dr. Bloom? Yes, this is Alan Harper.
My wife and I need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this afternoon.
Yes, well, something came up.